RHEK & MOVES - GONE DUMB

My first mixtape but Moves has done a bunch before. I'll post up a link to it as soon as I sell some real copies.

JAPANESSE ARE DIFFERENT

GO DUMB! BANNER

I just learned myself how to make animated .GIF's like these. Wooooo! for me.

FUNNY'S

CLIPSE feat. SLIM THUG - WAMP WAMP (video)

RETURN OF THE PURPLE TAPE SHIRT

Avaliable on Raekwon's myspace

BRAIN DRAIN (writing)

The Drunken Arseholes Return.

Poo poo pee pee ca ca doo doo. Worst intro ever. My brain is sorta completely mushed up as a result of my new weekly, Go Dumb! Saturday night at the Columbia, which are stupid doo doo dumb fun. Check us out. No cover. Five dollar doubles and a packed house. You know how on game shows like Family Feud you can choose to pass - what if you could do that in real life. Awesomeness. That’s what that’d be. Potato salad brain. I got it and the mayonnaise is getting rancid. Rap news. No Dre production on Games new album but I’m feeling the beat and the Junior Reid on his street single “It’s Okay (One Blood)”. Locally, my people, Moves & Cee!!!!!!!! aka The Drunken Arseholes, are dropping their sophomore LP “Rural Pimps” this month and it’s the most original, honest and bugged out music coming out of Canada right now. Pure Nova Scotian insanity from true rap characters. Heat. Cop it. Also POSer’s Triforce Omega have a new album out too.

Vancouver, BC Shows.
Bone Thugs & Harmony, my favorite R&B group (besides New Edition) are somehow playing here on Friday October 26th at Plush. I didn’t really like them when they first came out but now I think their sing song thug style is amazing. Plus they’ve got silly names like the seven dwarfs. Still, I wonder how many of them are actually gonna make it across the border to perform. I’m feeling like 2 bucks right now which is not even enough to ride the bus. Okay, let’s see. Ummm, Lenny Diko and his UIYB crew have an open mic rap night at the Cobolt of all places on a Tuesday but I’m not sure of how often it happens each month. But if you wanna try performing then it’s worth investigating. Spectrum’s got a busy month with Zion I, Classified and The Grouch on the 19th, Madlib, PB Wolf, Percee P and other Stone Throwers on the 21st, Lyrics Born, Cut Chemist and Pigeon John on the 24th, Jurassic 5 and Rhymefest on the 29th & 30th, and Lady Sovereign on November 10th. Emotionz is throwing the Rent Money 2 freestyle battle on the 21st at the Pic with $1000- in cash and prizes to be won. Get at him to register if you think you can take it. Most importantly, the best personality in rap, Devin The Dude from Houston is playing on Halloween Tuesday at Richards On Richards. He’s honestly the best so be sure to catch this guaranteed good show.

My brain just decided to quit so enjoy the Bar Mitzvah. I’ll be better latter.

DRUNKEN ARSEHOLES - RURAL PIMPS (design)

TOP 5 THINGS TO SAY BEFORE THEY ELECTROCUTE YOU IN THE ELECTRIC CHAIR

5. Is this thing on?
4. Pull over, I gotta pee.
3. This party sucks.
2. Are we there yet?
1. I'm ready to apologize now.

GHOSTFACE - MY GUITAR & JOSEPHINE (mp3)

Ghostface - My Guitar

Hi-Tek - Josephine (Ft. The Willie Cottrell Band, Ghostface & Pretty Ugly)

I'm just tryna figure out how you get mp3's to play in this thing. I think this works. If you want the songs you can grab them here and here.

TOP 5 NOT EXTREME SPORTS

5. Shoplifting
4. Shucking Corn
3. Spreading STD's
2. Feeding Orphans
1. Wearing A Hat

TOP 5 THINGS THAT SOUND LIKE SEXY FUN BUT AREN'T

5. Jerk Chicken
4. Tounge In Cheek
3. Child Rearing
2. Brown Baggin' It
1. Missionary

WU-TANG SOUL BREAKS MIX (mp3)

Here.

KILLER MIKE - I PLEDGE ALLEGENCE TO THE GRIND (mp3)

Pretty dope shit.

IS THIS RASCIST? (video)

Terrible anyway you cut it (except that Fried Chicken is delicious). [I think I secretly love this song anyway though]