Ummm

This Blag is on hold for a bit...

MISTAH F.A.B. - GHOST RIDE THE WHIP (video)

NEW DUMB! (design)

LOOSIES (mp3)

Rhek & Moves - Gone Dumb! The Mixtape Vol.1













Cool C - Glamorous Life (320kbs)









Buju Banton - Driver A (Taxi Riddim)

MOVES - GONE DUMB VOL.3 (design)

GO DUMB! NEW YEARS BAAAALLLINNN!!! (design)

GO DUMB! STUNNA SHADES & SANTA CLAUS HAT XMAS PARTY (design)

WAR IS NOT THE IVERSON

By this guy

ONLY 24 (writing)

WHY DID THE MONKY FALL OUT THE TREE?
He was dead.

“I’m my own element. Like, if this was a bowl of fruit, I’d probably be a watermelon. You know what I mean?
See, because Wu-Tang is like nine members. So one is a banana, grape, orange, pear – you know what I mean? I said watermelon ’cos I like watermelon. It’s nice.”
-Ghostface Killah

As of November, T.I.’s “King” was the only rap album to go platinum in 06. Maybe it’s because Latin broads and China dolls don’t know how to download music. Still, the 4th Quarter was heavy with rap releases this year so lets bring em out:

L’il Wayne & Baby “Like Father Like Son”
I didn’t actually hear this collabo but I did see the picture of them kissing each other on the lips. The claim it’s on some black mafia shit but really only gays kiss each other on the lips which is fine, but is black mafia the new gay then? Whatever.

The Game “The Doctors Advocate”
This album was aight but, like Bastid says, every song is basically “Yo blood, Dre told me that Snoop said that Scott Stortch is gonna bring Eazy-E to my birthday party”. Too much name droppingness. Grow up.

Jay-Z “Kingdom Come”
This was not very good – lyrically the ugly guy with the hot girlfriend was pissing his pants and crapping the bed like a 3-year-old alcoholic. Hmmmm, I just thought of a moderately funny name – Peter Pants. Sorry.

Project Pat “Crook By The Book: The Fed Story”
If Jay-Z is a bad lyricists than Project Pat is the baddest lyricist everist. Except that he’s awesome cause I like ignorant music. His choruses are hilarious and he’s got one of the most original styles in all of rap. Dope.

Ludacris “Release Therapy”
Luda albums are usually like a good funny sitcom because he’s a good funny emcee. Usually I can listen to his album 3 or 4 times like a The Simpsons episode but I don’t really care about watching this album again. Skip.

AZ “The Inspiration”
Damn, I was really hoping this album was gonna be better. There are some jams on here and he can rap really good but I wanted more better. “Royal Salute” kills shit though.

Nas “Hip Hop Is Dead”
From a DJ perspective this album is both useless and adult contemporary. On the other hand – Wow, Nas is probably the best actual rapper in the world right now.

Snoop “The Blue Carpet Treatment”
I think that this album is good but I can’t remember anything about it other than producer Rick Rock is obsessed with the Digable Planets and is “Vato” an anti-Latino song? Fizzle.

Young Jeezy “The Inspiration: Thug Motivation 102”
I didn’t used to like this guy but now I think his retarded style is hilarious, his extra retarded ad-libs are extra hilarious and he had good beats on his first album. This, however, is his second album.

Ghostface “More Fish”
This album is dope, it’s basically a Theodore Unit posse album but Ghost and Trife kill it. The crews cracker rapper, Sean Wigg, on the other hand, needs to be killed. He does a song about playing poker for fucks sake.

Clipse “Hell Hath No Furry”
This is so much the best album of the year that it doesn’t matter that they rock Bathing Ape gear which is pretty much nursery school patterns on adult clothes made by a Japanese who collects toys and is endorsed by American crack dealers and falsetto singers who then inspire rich white kids and young Asians world wide how to dress ugly without thinking. Serious – this album has it all – beats, rhymes and no filler, no fluff.

Done cause I didn’t care enough to hear the new Lloyd Banks, Fat Joe, Eminem’s Re-Up project or the Diddy. Shows. Q-Bert is Dec.23 at Richards. Snoop & Ice Cube is Jan.13 at Pacific Coliseum. Also, my Go Dumb! New Years at the Columbia is the place to be on Sunday, Dec. 31st.

Lastly, it’s December so RIP Lee Avers Matasi & Alexis Mazurin.

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This collum is published monthly in Only Magazine (http://www.onlymagazine.ca)

GO PROJECT PAT! (design)

MORE GHOSTFACE (mp3)

Ghostface f/Amy Winehouse - You Know I'm No Good (10.1MB/320kbs/SendSpace)

PHOTOSHOP FUNNIES

REAL PEOPLE OF IGNORANCE (mp3)

Friend Of A Rapper

Tattoo
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Avaliable here

ALBUM COVER KNOCK OFFS (random)

Here

Q-BERT FLYER (design)

Q-Bert show flyer design by me.

EDIT: Had to change it to incorporate a X-Mas theme and to correct some oversights.

FINAL EDIT

CHRIS WEBBER

Produces song number 8 on Nas new album "Hip Hop Is Dead: The N Word"

1. Don’t Hate Me Now (produced by Salaam Remi)
2. QB Tru G’s featuring The Game (produced by Dr. Dre)
3. Black Republican featuring Jay-Z (produced by L.E.S.)
4. Where Y’all At (produced by Salaam Remi)
5. Play on Playa featuring Snoop Dogg (produced by Scott Storch)
6. Still Dreaming featuring Kanye West & Chrisette Michelle (produced by Kanye West)
7. White Man’s Paper featuring Damien Marley (produced by Afrikan)
8. Blunt Ashes (produced by Chris Webber)
9. Hip-Hop Is Dead featuring will.i.am.(produced by will.i.am)
10. Where Are They Now (produced by Nas and Salaam Remi)
11.Let There Be Light featuring Tre Williams (produced by Kanye West)
12. Not Going Back featuring Kelis (produced by Star Gate)
13. Can’t Forget About You featuring Chrisette Michelle (produced by will.i.am)
14. Hold Down the Block (produced by Mark Batson)

YUNG CHRYST - HARDCORE CHRISTIAN RAP (mp3)

Jesus Juice (256kbs/3.3MB/SendSpace)

WILLY CHIN AGAIN MIX CD (mp3)

Willy Chin from the mighty Black Chiney sound crew put this cd out sometime this year. It's basicaly all exclusive dancehall dubs that big up Willy Chin and it's hillariously awesome. Seriously, every song is about Willy Chin.

Willy Chin - Willy Chin Again Mix Cd (78.62MB/182kbs(VBR)/SendSpace)
For track list click here (this mp3 is just one long track though).

RUFF SQWAD (mp3)

I hate British rap and this is the corniest song ever made but today I like it for no reason.
Ruff Sqwad - Died In Your Arms (4.6MB/170kpbs/SendSpace)

THE WORLD ACCORDING TO PRETTY TONEY - PT.2 (video)

THE WORLD ACCORDING TO PRETTY TONEY (video)

BUCKIN' (video)

Buckin' is the new rave dance except it's waaaay more gangsta and it's from Memphis not Fruity Pebble Land.




*There's a gazillion buckin video's on youtube if you wanna try and learn yourself

GHOST WALK IT OUT (mp3)

Ghostface over the Juice beat - Ghost Is Back (clean)

Dj UNK feat. Andre, Jim Jones & Big Boi - Walk It Out RMX (dirty)
*Andre rips it dope on this song but as Rico pointed out he just sorta raps from a old white dude's perspective and disses black people for wearing tall tee's and having shitty toy cars. Jim Jones really shits the bed on his verse.
**sorry if the mp3's don't stream properly - they're hosted at sendspace which gets sorta janky - i'mma move them to somewhere where they'll play when i get around t0 o doing that.

RHEK & MOVES - GONE DUMB

My first mixtape but Moves has done a bunch before. I'll post up a link to it as soon as I sell some real copies.

JAPANESSE ARE DIFFERENT

GO DUMB! BANNER

I just learned myself how to make animated .GIF's like these. Wooooo! for me.

FUNNY'S

CLIPSE feat. SLIM THUG - WAMP WAMP (video)

RETURN OF THE PURPLE TAPE SHIRT

Avaliable on Raekwon's myspace

BRAIN DRAIN (writing)

The Drunken Arseholes Return.

Poo poo pee pee ca ca doo doo. Worst intro ever. My brain is sorta completely mushed up as a result of my new weekly, Go Dumb! Saturday night at the Columbia, which are stupid doo doo dumb fun. Check us out. No cover. Five dollar doubles and a packed house. You know how on game shows like Family Feud you can choose to pass - what if you could do that in real life. Awesomeness. That’s what that’d be. Potato salad brain. I got it and the mayonnaise is getting rancid. Rap news. No Dre production on Games new album but I’m feeling the beat and the Junior Reid on his street single “It’s Okay (One Blood)”. Locally, my people, Moves & Cee!!!!!!!! aka The Drunken Arseholes, are dropping their sophomore LP “Rural Pimps” this month and it’s the most original, honest and bugged out music coming out of Canada right now. Pure Nova Scotian insanity from true rap characters. Heat. Cop it. Also POSer’s Triforce Omega have a new album out too.

Vancouver, BC Shows.
Bone Thugs & Harmony, my favorite R&B group (besides New Edition) are somehow playing here on Friday October 26th at Plush. I didn’t really like them when they first came out but now I think their sing song thug style is amazing. Plus they’ve got silly names like the seven dwarfs. Still, I wonder how many of them are actually gonna make it across the border to perform. I’m feeling like 2 bucks right now which is not even enough to ride the bus. Okay, let’s see. Ummm, Lenny Diko and his UIYB crew have an open mic rap night at the Cobolt of all places on a Tuesday but I’m not sure of how often it happens each month. But if you wanna try performing then it’s worth investigating. Spectrum’s got a busy month with Zion I, Classified and The Grouch on the 19th, Madlib, PB Wolf, Percee P and other Stone Throwers on the 21st, Lyrics Born, Cut Chemist and Pigeon John on the 24th, Jurassic 5 and Rhymefest on the 29th & 30th, and Lady Sovereign on November 10th. Emotionz is throwing the Rent Money 2 freestyle battle on the 21st at the Pic with $1000- in cash and prizes to be won. Get at him to register if you think you can take it. Most importantly, the best personality in rap, Devin The Dude from Houston is playing on Halloween Tuesday at Richards On Richards. He’s honestly the best so be sure to catch this guaranteed good show.

My brain just decided to quit so enjoy the Bar Mitzvah. I’ll be better latter.

DRUNKEN ARSEHOLES - RURAL PIMPS (design)

TOP 5 THINGS TO SAY BEFORE THEY ELECTROCUTE YOU IN THE ELECTRIC CHAIR

5. Is this thing on?
4. Pull over, I gotta pee.
3. This party sucks.
2. Are we there yet?
1. I'm ready to apologize now.

GHOSTFACE - MY GUITAR & JOSEPHINE (mp3)

Ghostface - My Guitar

Hi-Tek - Josephine (Ft. The Willie Cottrell Band, Ghostface & Pretty Ugly)

I'm just tryna figure out how you get mp3's to play in this thing. I think this works. If you want the songs you can grab them here and here.

TOP 5 NOT EXTREME SPORTS

5. Shoplifting
4. Shucking Corn
3. Spreading STD's
2. Feeding Orphans
1. Wearing A Hat

TOP 5 THINGS THAT SOUND LIKE SEXY FUN BUT AREN'T

5. Jerk Chicken
4. Tounge In Cheek
3. Child Rearing
2. Brown Baggin' It
1. Missionary

WU-TANG SOUL BREAKS MIX (mp3)

Here.

KILLER MIKE - I PLEDGE ALLEGENCE TO THE GRIND (mp3)

Pretty dope shit.

IS THIS RASCIST? (video)

Terrible anyway you cut it (except that Fried Chicken is delicious). [I think I secretly love this song anyway though]

5 RANDOM BREAKS FROM MOVES(mp3)

Moves likes these:
1.Collage - Get In Touch With Me
2.Funk Inc - Kool Is Back
3.Jack Wilkins - Red Clay
4.Donald Byrd - Think Twice
5.Cerrone - Rocket In The Pocket Live

DANCEHALL CRACKER (video)

White people don't know shit about Dancehall Soundclashes - except for this guy.

GO DUMB! SATURDAYS (design)

New Poster Design - new night. Gone Dumbest.

More Weird Al - Trapped (mp3)

Ummm, this is a pretty funy R.Kelly thingy.

Trapped In The Drive Thru

WILLIE D - CLEAN UP MAN (video)

Ya gotta check the guy who sings the chorus - it's mucho funny.

GHOSTFACE DOLL (video/mp3)

He’s even rocking the robe and you can even get him the gold eagle for an additional $100. All this is great except the doll costs $500.
* Real 14 karat gold chain
* Real GFK Robe
* Gold Chalice with Swarovski crystals
* Each doll will include a Ghostface Killah Doll mixtape by a world-famous DJ tba
* Real 14 karat gold avenging eagle accessory (extra)
* Each collector will have a 1 in 500 chance to spend a day with Ghostface Killah himself
* Each Doll will come in a limited edition gold sealed box
* Ghostface Killah is fully involved in all aspects of the project from manufacturing to promotion
* Each Doll speaks original recordings of Ghostface Killah catch-phrases

More info at http://theghostfacedoll.com and http://4castlimited.com.

Here's his new song - Return Of The Iron Man

Classic Ghost right here - Mighty Healthy

WEIRD AL - WHITE & NERDY (video)

Weird Al has been hillarious for like 200 years now.

FEELIN MYSELF GO DUMB (mp3)

Cam Crillz aka FWUH Diddy aka Big Diddy Kane aka aackbar made this mix of Hyphy songs so I'mma steal his link and post it here. There's some classic slappers and blaps on it (whatever that means).

Feelin' Myself: The New Bay Movement
(192 kbs/104MB )
01. Mac Dre - Feelin' Myself
02. Keak Da Sneak - Super Hyphy
03. Husalah - Cuttin It Up feat. B-Luv
04. The Pack - Vans (Remix) feat. Too $hort & Mistah F.A.B.
05. Traxamillion - Sideshow feat. Too $hort & Mistah F.A.B.
06. DJ Shadow - Turf Dancing feat. The Federation & Animaniaks
07. Mistah F.A.B. - Super Sic Wit It feat. E-40 & Turf Talk
08. Husalah - Sleep With Da Fishes (Boom Clack)
09. Federation - Only Wear My White Tee Once
10. E-40 - The Dummy feat. Stress-Matic
11. Mistah F.A.B. - Ghost Ride It
12. Dubee A.K.A. Suga Wolf - It's The Crest
13. Haji Springer - Hello Buddy feat. Keak Da Sneak & San Quinn
14. Gorilla Pits - Scrapin' feat. Mistah F.A.B.
15. Federation - I Wear My Stunna Glasses At Nite feat. E-40
16. E-40 - Dumb Hyphy
17. Husalah - Ways And Means (This Is Dope)
18. Mac Dre - Boss Tycoon feat. Yukmouth
19. Keak Da Sneak - Town Buziness
20. Yukmouth - Get Stupid Go Dumb feat. Mac Dre & Sauce

Downolad: http://www.sendspace.com/file/eaquov

NINTENDO REMIX (mp3)

Young Rico put me on to this (mp3). It's nintendo versions of rap songs and it's hillarious. Tugboat made it.

THE DELFONICS (mp3)

La-La Means I Love You: The Definitive Collection

WEAPON X (video)

HELLO BUDDY (mp3)

Haji Springer - Hello Buddy mp3